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There is nothing more beautiful than laughter, as it makes us forget most of our worries at that time, and we do not think about anything in life at all, as laughter is considered a form of frank and expressive expressions of amusement, joking, and other feelings besides them, and laughter is basically a natural reaction for any normal person in the case of funny situations, and when a person laughs, seventeen muscles move in his face, and eighty muscles in the rest of his body, and his breathing rate increases.
The first story:
In one of the courts, a beautiful and wonderful dialogue took place between a man’s wife and the judge in the court…
Wife: “He is my dear wonderful husband, and I am the one who received the ticket while my husband was driving my car at the time, I am not the guilty one, my husband is the guilty one!”
The judge asked her in surprise and astonishment: “So you came here to court today to tell us that your husband is the guilty one?!”
She replied, “I am not the guilty one and the violation was registered under my name!”
The judge interrupted her, saying: “No, I understand all of that, but I ask you, did you come today to tell me, the judge, that your husband is guilty?! Meaning, that the first thing you did was to blame him?!”
The wife replied: “Yes! I will not blame myself.”
The judge laughed out loud in the courtroom, and then continued her question, saying, “Okay, but do you really find your husband guilty?”
She immediately responded to the judge: “If I were in the policeman’s place, I would have said he was guilty as soon as I saw the video that was recorded!”
The judge said while looking at the husband: “Guilty! Do you live like this every day?!”
The husband replied with a smile: “Yes, judge, I live it every day!”
The wife looked at her husband and said: “We have been living happily for forty-three years of our marriage, right?”
Her husband replied, “Yes, my dear beloved!”
The loud laughter inside the hall increased from everyone, starting with the judge and all those present.
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The second story:
One day, while a man was sitting on the road talking on his phone about something, he was surprised by a broadcaster who wanted him to film a sudden interview, so the man agreed…
The announcer asked: “Can you tell us the similarity between the phone and the woman?”
The man said with a smile: “Yes, and certainly, the similarities between the woman and the phone are many, many similarities between them. Can you count them on two hands?!”
The announcer smiled at his request and nodded in agreement.
The man said: “First, they both cause headaches. Second, they both have very many and tempting models. Third, their bills are very numerous and expensive. Fourth, they both always have different and varying ringtones. Fifth, their advantages are that they talk a lot without stopping and transmit news! Sixth, their memories are extremely strong and beyond imagination. Seventh, you cannot do without both of them. Eighth, the telephone’s superiority over women is that it enables you to make it silent, while women are unable to do that!”
This dialogue was classified as the most daring dialogue ever, but it was limited to men only!!
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The third story:
An employee at the electricity company received a call from a customer…
Employee: “Peace, mercy and blessings of God be upon you. I am honored to greet you.”
Customer: “Help me, Mr. Atallah, the electricity meter is not working. Every time I look at it, I find that it is not turning!”
The employee was very surprised and astonished, as he could barely understand the dialect: “What?! I am Hadi, not Atallah. How come the meter is not turning? Do you mean it is not working?!”
The agent replied: “He’s calm and not a fanatic. What does that mean to me? I’m telling you the meter isn’t turning and I want to hear an episode of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!”
Employee: “There is no power or strength except with God, the Almighty, the Great. Do you mean that the electricity is not working?!”
Client: “You’re right, she doesn’t work for me, but she works for my neighbor, Hajj Maslul!”
At this moment, the employee laughed out loud and could barely control himself and said: “Then you need to recharge the electricity meter card in order for the electricity to work for you.”
The customer replied, “How can I recharge when I just renewed my package for twenty-five pounds so I can call you?!”
The employee was about to go crazy from the horror of what he heard: “Sir, recharging your electricity card is completely different from recharging and renewing your phone package.”
Customer: “I don’t know anything but all I want is for the electricity to come on because I want to watch the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles episode which will be on in a few minutes from now.”
The employee, cursing himself, said: “Okay, sir, all you have to do is carry the electricity meter card and go to the nearest grocery store and ask them to charge you with credit so that your electricity will be restored.”
Customer: “Does that mean, son, if I charge the card, I will get electricity?!”
The employee replied, barely controlling his nerves, saying: “If you charge the card, you will get electricity, and if you charge it more, Imam Ashour will come to you. Do you want anything else?!”
The customer asked him, “Why should I charge it outside? Why don’t I wait for electricity and charge it from there?!”
The employee completely lost his temper and started hitting himself in shock at what he heard. He said: “What are you saying?! Do you understand me?! All you have to do is charge the card and then put it in the meter for the electricity to come to you.”
Customer: “You know I regret calling you and wasting my credit that I just recharged for no reason!”
The employee was completely shocked and did not know what to do then, so he asked him: “Where are you from, Hajj?”
The agent replied: “I am from Qena!”
He was shocked for the second time at the governor and said: “Are you from Qena and are you calling me in Cairo to ask me about your problem?!”
The customer said to him: “Aren’t you an electricity company and all the wires are connected to each other?!”
The employee said to himself: “This is a job that will only bring me health disasters,” so he disconnected the call and left the company immediately to feel psychological relief!
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