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Laughter plays a very effective role in the relationship between wives and husbands, and there is no doubt that humor is a very effective and successful way to attract the other party.
Couples who laugh together have a stronger bond in their relationships, and are able to overcome the pressures of daily life, and the problems that they may face in the marital relationship; laughter does not cost anything, yet its benefits are incredibly huge at all, just hearing a beautiful laugh will improve the mood of both spouses, adding a little humor to your relationship will help it flourish and achieve continuity.
The first story:
One of the funniest stories between married couples…
One day, a wife wanted to put her husband to the test to see how much he loved her. So she wrote down some words on a piece of paper and put them on the bed.
My husband, I found out that you betrayed me, so I went to my father's house. Don't you dare come back, because I will never come back to you no matter what you do!
Before her husband returned from work, she hid under the bed. He started looking for her all over the house and shouting her name, but to no avail. Suddenly, his eyes fell on the paper that his wife had written. The husband read it with emotional stability and did not react.
After a while, he grabbed his phone and said: “I’m on my way to you, my love. Do you know that today is the happiest day of my life? My wife left me!”
He ended the call and left the house completely. The wife came out from under the bed, completely devastated. She started packing her things and intended to leave without returning. She had made the decision to separate from him once and for all. The years of her life passed before her like a continuous tape in the blink of an eye.
As soon as she finished and left the room, she saw the paper she had written to her husband, so she went back to it, picked it up, and wanted to tear it up. The surprise for her was that she found that her husband had written her a letter on the same paper, but from the back…
“My beautiful stupid wife! I saw your feet under the bed, I'm going to buy dinner for us to eat together, I know you stayed under the bed all day and didn't have time to prepare dinner, I'll be right back”!!
The second story:
One day, the husband decided to joke with his wife, so he shouted at her, saying: “My wife, you have grown old and I am still a young man in the prime of my life. My wife, I want to marry a second wife!”
The wife smiled a satisfied smile and said to her husband: “You know, I have been thinking about this matter, and I will not hide from you a secret that I am looking for a beautiful bride for you.”
The husband was amazed by the way his wife talked to him, unlike her usual behavior when he brought up the subject of his marriage, she was like an erupting volcano that he could not see in front of him.
His wife continued: “We always follow customs, traditions, and the opinion of the society around us, and we always forget the Sharia and what God Almighty has commanded. You have the right, my beloved husband, to marry two, three, or four if you want, but I advise you to be fair between us.”
The husband was increasingly surprised by his wife, who had become an innocent angel with white wings. He asked her to reassure his heart, which was gnawed by doubts and worried: “Is what you are saying really true?!”
The wife, very calmly: “Do you know what I think of my cousin?! She is young and very beautiful.”
Her husband replied: “But I am much younger than her.”
His wife said to him: “You are right, so what do you think of our neighbor’s daughter, who is a bank employee and will be a support to you?”
Her husband asked her, saying: “She will outshine me with her money. What do you think of Shaima, my colleague at the hospital? She is a widow and has an only son who has become an orphan, so the reward will be double.”
Here the wife revealed her true face. She was pretending to make her husband fall into evil deeds. She was certain that there was a relationship between her husband and his colleague at the hospital. Many tried to trap him, but she always doubted them. She did not tell her husband until she discovered conclusive evidence of her words.
She exploded in his face: “You know, I knew about your true feelings towards her, and basically I don’t want another wife to share you with me, and the day you decide to marry her, send me my papers.”
The husband spent the whole night rebuking himself for trusting his wife, whom he had believed so easily and followed her plan, even though he knew for sure that she would never allow the subject of his marrying another woman, even if it was just a joke!
The third story:
She wanted her husband to buy her some things that she badly needed, and indeed her husband gave her a budget of three thousand pounds and asked her if it would suffice for her needs, and she assured him that it would be more than enough as well.
Her husband went to the place she wanted and picked out everything his wife needed. While she was on the phone with him, he expressed his admiration for something on display, so she asked him to ask about its price. The husband was surprised that she wanted to buy it and it was fifteen thousand, so he asked her what she really wanted.
His wife said to him: “We are one, my beloved husband.”
He told her, “In this particular thing, we are not one, we are two!”
She replied to him, saying: “You may do so, my beloved husband. Did not God Almighty make the guardianship for the man? Men are the protectors and maintainers of women, because God has given one more (strength) than the other.”
He replied: “Yes, God has favored us over you and made us the guardians. In the end, what do you want?”
Wife: “You have received what you wanted to deliver, my dear husband. We are not one, we are two. Buy me what you wanted, and I will not share the price with you. Pay the fifteen thousand and bring it to me today!”
The husband came back saying: “We are one and we will share the price together, my love”!!
You can also read more funny stories through:
5 Funny Stories for Kids to Make Them Happy and Put a Smile on Their Faces
Also/ Short funny stories that will make you laugh despite yourself!
Short funny stories that will make you smile from your heart even if you are sad!
