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Gentlemen… Have you ever known that laughter is a cure in itself for many diseases?! Laughter has the best effect ever in calming the soul in the most difficult and difficult times ever, so much so that the human soul naturally tends towards people who love fun and try hard to bring real laughter to their hearts.
The story:
One of the funniest stories ever, told by its owner, and carrying a lot of meanings within it…
From the beginning of my marriage, I lived in the house of my husband’s parents, my husband’s father and his mother. As for their seven daughters, they were married and their homes were as close as possible to their father’s house. They would come to the house every day to visit with their seven husbands and their children, and they would not go home until nightfall. They would eat all day long with their children and even their husbands, and they would not go except at night.
One day I asked my husband to rent a house of our own, but he met my request with a categorical refusal and made it impossible for it to happen no matter what happened. I used to wake up early every day before five in the morning, and immediately after performing the dawn prayer I would start doing the housework that never ended. Since the day I got married, I have only had a nap twice. When I cook, I definitely cook it in the huge pots used for families, gatherings and banquets due to the large numbers of people, and I am not allowed to leave the kitchen until after twelve midnight!
Many days I find my husband waiting for me in our apartment, and more days I find him in a deep sleep. I am tired of my whole life and I do not find my husband doing anything for me at all. I wish all my suffering was summed up in the abundance of work and housework, but they always cause problems and I always find their mother on their side. No matter what I do, I find that what I do is a conditional right for which I do not deserve even a single word of thanks.
One day, as usual, I was in the kitchen, pretending to pour boiling water, but it was actually just plain cold water. I started screaming at the top of my lungs, saying, “I am innocent… I am innocent. I did not kill your children!”
I ran towards my mother-in-law's bedroom, still screaming, and while I was screaming and running, I broke everything I found in front of me. The fire in my heart cooled down. Everything that was pent up inside me, I got out in a few hours. I felt as if I had taken years of justice. The important thing is that my husband's seven sisters left the house, believing that a jinn had possessed me.
My father-in-law came to me, put his hand on my head and started reciting verses from the Holy Quran. I was crying, but inside I was dying from laughing so hard. They called my husband at work and told him everything that had happened. He came home with a raqi in his hand. As soon as he started reciting the Holy Quran, I started crying and then laughing hysterically. As soon as the raqi approached, I grabbed him and said, “I will kill you all and I will not let any of you enjoy life anymore!” I started to remember one by one of my husband’s sisters’ names. The raqi increased his recitation, so I opened my eyes wide and said to his face in a frightening way, “As for you, I will burn your beard!”
The exorcist became disturbed and stopped reading and said to them: “He is an infidel jinn. I advise you to use an exorcist who is stronger than me!”
That night they all went home, and for the first time since my marriage I slept until ten in the morning. The strangest thing is that my mother-in-law came to my house for the first time. The first time I saw her, I looked at her with a suspicious, frightening look. I found her running away from me immediately. Moments later, I found my husband coming to me carrying a tray full of breakfast food and the delicious coffee that I love. Despite that, I don’t remember a day when I drank it until it had cooled down because I always have little time.
On the same day, they brought me another exorcist, and as soon as he entered the house, I ran towards him in a strange way. The exorcist literally ran away from me. The next day, they brought me another exorcist who had teeth that were separated from each other. As soon as he started the exorcism, I found his tongue sticking out from between his teeth. I burst out laughing. He said to them: “A whole clan of jinn has possessed her body, and they will not come out easily. It requires many skilled exorcists.”
Whenever someone directed them to a spiritual healer, they brought him to me. Another spiritual healer came to our house and asked me, “What are your orders, O genie? What do you want?!”
I seized the opportunity to end the matter, so I said to him: “I am a messenger, and my children were killed in this house. If this woman who threw hot water on my children unintentionally had not come out, I would have burned everyone in it and made them taste the horrors of torment!”
Today I have been sleeping on my bed for a whole week, the pleasure of which I have been deprived of for many years. Food is brought to me next to the bed, and none of them dare to bother me as they used to before.
As for my husband's seven sisters, none of them dared to visit the house out of fear, nor did any of their husbands or even their children, neither young nor old. Rather, they began to cook food and send it. As for my husband, he bought a new house with the help of his parents, and today we will move into it!
Tell me, was what I did right or what?!
Overall I don't regret what I did at all, share your stories with us at your husbands' family home.
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