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Funny stories are the most beautiful thing in our Arab culture, and we can never give them up. Since ancient times and throughout all ages, funny stories have attracted the attention of many people because of their ability to relieve daily pressures in a fun and entertaining way.
Funny stories have an effective impact on our souls and a magical effect in removing worries from our hearts, so we all tend to funny stories to get rid of things that make our lives miserable.
The first story:
A true story, but it is funny and carries a moral and a lesson as well…
In one of the Arab countries there were two men who had memorized the Holy Quran by heart. Because of their great memorization of the Holy Quran and their proficiency in it and their ability, every year in the competition that was held annually, one of them would get first place and the other second place, and vice versa. They would compete annually for first and second place, which made those in charge of the competition in this country give the opportunity to others to get the first and second prizes.
They thought hard until they came up with challenging questions for these two men, so that others could reach first and second place. This question was one of the challenging questions they came up with.
Mention the sixteenth place of the word (said) in the Holy Quran?
The man looked at the questioner and asked him, saying: “Bring me the eleventh position and I will bring you the sixteenth position!”
The one who asked him was astonished and the plan was revealed to him, so he said: “That is the grace of God, which He gives to whomever He wills of His servants. I see that you have forgotten that whoever strives will succeed, and that the memorizer who has mastered the science is not equal to anyone else. I find from you an indescribable effort in asking questions, and I also see great injustice in that.” So he left with his second friend and the entire competition was cancelled after all the memorizers had left, as they saw in the two men a role model for all of them.
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The second story:
From the very beautiful and funny stories…
A husband wanted to entertain himself and his wife, so he took her to a hotel and spent ten days there. When they left, after they had enjoyed a great deal of happiness and enjoyment, the man went to pay the bill, and the accountant informed him that the requested amount of money was 2,000 dollars!
The man was astonished by the amount he heard from the employee, and he asked him for details. The accountant’s answer was: “500 dollars for the swimming pool fee, sir.” The man interrupted him: “But neither I nor my wife used it!”
The accountant replied: “The swimming pool?!” “It was right in front of you, sir, so why didn’t you use it?!”
The man said: “Okay, what are the other details?”
The accountant said, “$700 is the hotel’s game fee.” The man interrupted him, saying, “Games?! You see, we have the kids with us, and we didn’t use the games, man.”
The accountant said: “But it was right in front of your eyes and no one prevented you from using it, so why didn’t you use it?!”
The man said, “Okay, I will pay the bill in full, but you will deduct $1,900.”
The accountant asked him: “Why all this discount, sir?!”
The man said to him calmly and with a cool head: “This is the reward for your flirting with my wife.”
“But I didn’t flirt with her, sir,” said the accountant.
The man replied: “She was right in front of your eyes, what prevented you from flirting with her?!”
He paid $100, took his wife and left, to the astonishment of the accountant and the hotel manager himself!
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The third story:
Funny stories that are not realistic, but they bring a smile to your beautiful heart…
One day, a man felt fed up and bored with his situation and his wife’s situation. Every day, he would leave his house for work, leaving her at home in complete comfort. So he started thinking of a way to enjoy comfort like his wife, when suddenly a demon from the jinn appeared in front of him out of nowhere!
He asked him: “Ask and wish, and whatever you ask for, you will be given.”
The man's face lit up and he said to the demon: “I want to switch places with my wife for two days.”
On the same day, the man returned home, the day ended and night fell, so they went to sleep. The next morning, the man woke up in his wife’s body at five in the morning, prayed the dawn prayer, and began preparing breakfast. He woke up the children and got them ready for school, and his wife in his body woke up at seven, ate breakfast and tea, and went to work.
As for him, he cleaned the house, washed the dishes, and cooked lunch. The children returned from school and his wife from work. His wife ate lunch with his children. After finishing lunch, she went into the bedroom to get some rest and sleep. As for him, he sat studying with the children. His wife woke up from sleep and he had prepared a cup of tea for her with delicious pieces of cake. She drank the tea, ate the cake, and went out to his friends to chat together over coffee!
As for him, he went to wash the kitchen utensils, clean the house, and prepare dinner. His wife in his body returned home, and he was still arranging the house and preparing for the next day without hearing a single word of thanks from her. He entered the bedroom to sleep next to his wife in his body, thinking about the next day and how it would pass. He started screaming and calling out to the demon to return everything to normal. The demon came to him and said: “I beg you to return me to my body, because I cannot bear it for a single second longer.”
The genie said to him: “I will bring you back, don’t worry, but not now!”
The man asked him when he would bring him back, and the demon shocked him by telling him that it would be after nine months because he was pregnant!!
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The fourth story:
One of the funniest stories ever…
It is said that in the past, a dispute and estrangement occurred between “Al-A’mash” and his wife, so “Al-A’mash” asked one of his friends, who was a jurist, to reconcile between him and his wife, and the man did so.
He went to the family of Al-A’mash’s wife and asked to tell her something. He said to her in the presence of her family: “Abu Muhammad is a righteous man and an old man. Do not let his blind eyes, thin legs, weak knees, and stiff hands make you lose interest in him.” By his stiff hands, he meant his extreme stinginess.
Al-A'mash said to him: “May God disfigure your face! You showed her my faults that she did not know!”
