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What are the most beautiful moments that make you smile and laugh from the depths of your heart? Laughter makes you forget all the worries that you see with your eyes, that your heart touches and is affected by their sorrows.
Laughter has many great health benefits, and there is nothing better than funny stories that make you smile even if you are sad!
The first story:
There was a man who was married to a very lazy woman. Whenever she wanted to make bread after kneading it, she would leave it to ferment. Then the chickens would come and walk over it, leaving their footprints on the bread, as well as dirt and dust, and perhaps more than that.
Then the lazy wife comes and puts the bread as it is on the fire, then puts it in front of her husband for him to eat.
One day, this lazy wife died, and the man married another woman who was a beacon of activity and a moving beacon of cleanliness on the ground. When she kneaded, she was extremely precise. She would cover the dough while it was rising, and then she would cover the bread as soon as she finished cutting it, also covering it tightly.
One day, while her husband was eating bread, he said: “Since my wife died, I have not eaten engraved bread!”
The husband thought that his deceased wife was carving the bread especially for him and decorating it for him, and he did not know what exactly was happening. If he had known, he would not have put a piece of bread in his mouth!
In conclusion, a lazy wife is very lucky with her husband.
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The second story:
One day, while Juha was sitting at home, a messenger came knocking on the door. Juha opened the door of his house and found a messenger from a wealthy man. Juha received him very well, and the messenger told him that he was invited the next day to a dinner party at his owner’s palace.
Juha smiled at the messenger and told him that he was coming and that his master’s message had arrived and expressed his gratitude. The next day, Juha went to the palace in his very simple, modest clothes, and suddenly one of the servants stopped Juha and prevented him from entering the palace. The servant asked Juha with great disapproval: “Where do you think you are going, man?!”
Juha replied in astonishment at his actions: “Your master invited me to attend the feast, man!”
The servant looked at Juha from top to bottom and said to him mockingly: “Are you invited to this feast? Wait here so I can ask my master and make sure of that, and don’t come in before I get back to you.”
The servant entered the palace, looked for his master, and when he found him, he asked him, saying: “My master, there is a man outside called Juha, who is in shabby clothes, and he claims that you sent an invitation to him to attend your feast. Shall I let him in, my master?”
The rich man turned to the person his servant had told him about, and saw from afar a person standing at the gate in simple clothes. He said to the servant: “I have not invited anyone like this shabby-dressed person. Expel him from my palace immediately!”
The servant rushed to expel Juha, so he threw him in and informed him, saying: “My master told me that he did not invite a person with shabby clothes like you!”
Juha suppressed his anger and rage at the servant and his master. He quickly returned home and picked out the most luxurious clothes from his closet. He put on his new turban on his head and prepared to go to the feast he was invited to at the palace of that rich man. As soon as he reached the palace gate and before he could utter a single word, he found the same servant welcoming him with great warmth and welcome. As soon as the rich man, the owner of the palace, saw him, he went to him and welcomed him with the best welcome, with a cheerful, smiling face, saying: “It is a great honor for me to attend this modest feast!”
The rich man led him to the feast and made him the head of the table. Juha was amazed and said to himself: “It is amazing that people change their behavior in moments!”
And suddenly Juha started taking some of the food and pouring it on his expensive clothes, and everyone around him was in a state of astonishment at what he was doing. The rich man asked him in astonishment and wonder: “What are you doing, Juha?!”
Then Juha said to him with deliberation, dignity and wisdom: “I feed my expensive clothes, they are the real guest at your feast, not me”!!
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The third story:
One day, a wife decided to search her husband's phone for anything to silence the phones inside her that were almost driving her crazy. Indeed, she did not leave a single application on his phone without checking it very carefully and came up with three names.
Owner of the tender touch, owner of the gentle tear, owner of my dreams and mistress of my soul!
The wife was extremely angry and called the first number (the owner of the tender touch) and was surprised to find out that she was his mother. She called the second number (the owner of the gentle tear) and was surprised to find out that she was his only sister. Her heart was a little reassured, but she called the third number (the owner of my dreams and the lady of my soul) and her phone rang!
The wife cried for a long time because she suspected her husband for no reason. She felt how unfair she was to him, so she decided to make him happy for suspecting him, and she did so. She gave him the entire month’s salary. When his wife told her husband’s mother about the story, she gave her son one of her bracelets, and she told her daughter, so his sister gave him her gold ring. The wedding went ahead, and he sold the gold bracelet and ring, put his wife’s robe on, and bought a valuable gift for his second wife, whom he named on his phone “Ali the Mechanic”!!
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The fourth story:
Very funny story, although I am sure it is not true at all…
It is said that there was once a town that was famous for the extreme stupidity of all its residents. There was a very large hole in the town that caused many of the town’s residents to fall into it. The town’s people complained and wanted a solution to it, so they brought the three most intelligent people known in the whole town to find a solution to the problem of the huge hole.
The three stood in front of the hole, and the first of them said: “The solution is for people to stand in front of the hole, and whenever one of them falls, the rest of them take him to the hospital!”
The second interrupted him, saying: “We’d better bring an ambulance in front of the hole!”
The third said: “The best solution is to fill the hole and dig another one in its place, close to the hospital”!!
