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Our day should not be devoid of a passing laugh in our hearts, but it must be sincere, a laugh that can make us forget the worries of our lives, even for a moment in time, a laugh that we see on the faces of those we love and feel inner happiness for them.
If you have ever been through funny situations, help us share them with others. Maybe a laugh was the reason for changing their entire life, so share it with us!
The first story:
An Egyptian woman tells the story and says: One day, I rode a tuk-tuk (a recently popular Egyptian means of transportation). I asked the driver about the fare and he told me it would be ten pounds, so I told him that I agreed to that.
While the driver was driving on the road, I asked him to let me out for a few seconds so I could give the fish to the man to grill it. He did not object, and I actually gave the fish to the man at his place and asked him to grill it and add some other additions to the fish. I gave him his full bill and returned to the tuk-tuk.
While he was continuing on his way, I asked him to stop so I could go to the supermarket and buy some necessities. The driver did not object, and I actually got out and bought everything I needed from there, then got back into the tuk-tuk and we continued on our way.
As soon as I got home, I took out the ten pounds and gave it to the driver, who absolutely refused to take it from me on the pretext that I had delayed him more than once. He told me that he wanted twenty pounds. Didn’t we agree from the beginning on ten pounds?!
I put in the ten pounds and took out five pounds and gave it to him, and told him that he would not take anything else. The driver took it and left without a word of objection.
When evening came, I went to the shop to get the grilled fish. I was surprised when the man told me that the tuk-tuk driver I sent them had taken it. I was shocked at that moment. My question now is, does what the driver did satisfy your conscience?!! Tell me.
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The second story:
One of the funniest stories ever…
She asked her children to put on any clothes as soon as possible, and they all got into the car. The children thought they were going for a picnic or something like that.
But they were surprised when their mother put a mask on her entire face, so one of them asked her in disapproval and astonishment: “What are you putting on your face, mother?!”
She replied, “It's normal because we're going to rob a bank now!”
They all asked at the same time: “What are you saying?!”
I repeated to them, “We're going to rob a bank!”
They were all surprised: “What are you saying?!”
“You asked me to do that!” she said. “You always ask me for a lot of expensive things. You want new smartphones, you ask me to go shopping and buy new clothes, you ask me to travel to countries around the world, you ask me for food that I can’t afford, so we’re going to rob a bank together!”
They all said, “Mom, this is not necessary (meaning the things they always want and ask for).”
The mother says no! They try to convince her that it is not necessary to rob a bank, it is very dangerous and could cost them her entire life, the mother objects to their words and assures them of the necessity of robbing a bank in order to get rid of their repeated requests that never end!
She had actually stopped her car in front of a bank, and had even distributed the tasks to her children. They began to beg her, cry, and plead with her not to do that, and that they would not ask her for anything else, as none of them wanted to spend the rest of their lives in prison!
Her method was very creative in getting rid of her children's never-ending demands, and she managed to get the message across that she would never be able to buy them everything they needed.
Read also more funny stories for your little ones through: 5 Funny Stories for Children
The third story:
It is considered a very beautiful story from the funny stories…
One day, a husband asked his wife a very important question. He expected a specific answer at the time, but he thought to himself…
Husband: “My dear, what does a girl lose when she gets married and what does she gain if she gets married?!”
His wife replied, “If a girl gets married, she loses her freedom, her entire femininity, her beauty, her money, her dignity, her personality, her smile, all her dreams and all her ambitions. What a girl gains if she gets married is weight gain, an increase in the number of blood clots in the body, and a high probability that she will suffer from a mental disability.”
She came to finish, but he wanted to change the subject, so he interrupted her with another question: “Do you love me more or your children?!”
She immediately replied: “Of course my children more!”
The husband was shocked and asked: “Why?!”
She said to him: “My children are the apple of my eye.”
He asked her loudly: “What about me?!”
She replied to him immediately: “You are making my heart ache!”
This wife was transparent, she did not lie to her husband a single word, but since then she has been at her parents' house and he refuses to continue his life with her!
It is wrong to say that a mother is only a school. A mother is a school, a skilled cook, a wonderful nanny, and a storyteller every night for her children. She is a teacher, a cleaner, a washerwoman, a pharmacist, a nurse, and a paramedic. In addition to being a seamstress, a mechanic, and everything else the house needs in terms of professions, she is always fully prepared to do them…
Our society is a women's society and I will explain the reasons for this…
If the son falls to the ground, they immediately ask, “Where is his mother?!”
If the children are naughty, their mother did not raise them well!
If one of the children fails, his mother spoils him too much!
If the daughter fails in life, her mother has spoiled her too much!
Even if the husband is poor, his wife will bankrupt him!
If the husband cheats on his wife, they blame her for neglecting him!
If he is negligent towards his parents and siblings, his wife will be harsh towards him.
Even if he was a good husband who prayed on time, fasted, and was affectionate towards his family, wife, and children, his wife would have bewitched him!!
Read also more of the most beautiful funny stories through: Short funny stories
