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Innocence and shyness were created for Eve. The beauty of a woman lies in her innocence and her never-ending shyness. The beauty of a woman is the one who knows that her beauty is not complete without the adornment and soundness of her mind.
Half of a woman's beauty lies in her modesty and chastity, and the other half lies in the beauty of her soul. How wonderful it would be if this woman had a sense of humor, and there is nothing better than that in this life at that time.
We have always known that women are the ones who add beauty to the place where they are present, and places without women are places without taste, color, or even smell!
The first story:
A husband tells a wonderful story that happened to his wife. It is one of the funniest stories for girls ever. Tell us your honest opinion. What would you do if you were in her place?!
One day I decided to joke with my wife. I had bought a new line, and without her noticing, I wrote my new line on my wife’s phone as Vodafone Service in English, just as the company’s name appears in front of us when we receive messages from it.
Once I was sure that the phone was in her hands, I dropped everything I had and sent her a message that read: (Your balance has been charged with 2000 pounds).
My wife's face immediately turned red and she looked surprised. I asked her, “What's wrong with you?!”
She said to me: “Someone mistakenly charged me a balance of two thousand pounds. We must return it to its owner.”
So I asked her to calm down and that the owner would definitely call her to return the money that was sent to her by mistake. Only an hour later, I sent her another message that read: (Congratulations, your number has been selected for the raffle for 10,000 pounds. Please visit the nearest branch to receive the prize).
As soon as my wife read it, she found herself transformed and becoming like football players when they score a goal in stoppage time. I found her roaming the entire house screaming with joy and happiness as she said happily: “I now have ten thousand pounds. I will buy whatever I want. I will buy makeup, clothes, and bags. I will buy everything.”
I pretended to be very happy for her and asked her: “Congratulations, my wife. Tell me how much of it you will give me?!”
She answered me immediately and with astonishment: “I will not give you any of it. I will use it to buy whatever I want.”
She went to the kitchen and brought a bag of ice cubes and put it on her head, she had a headache from the intensity of the laughter, sometimes she put the ice bag and other times she prostrated in thanks to God Almighty, all this was happening next to me and I could barely stop myself from laughing, I felt at that time that I would die if I did not release the laughter suppressed inside my chest.
In the end, I said to myself, “What I did to her is a sin.” So I sent her another message, which read: “The award has been withdrawn from you because you will not give anything from it to your husband!”
I found my wife looking at her phone, unable to take her eyes off it, as if her mind refused to believe what her eyes were seeing. As soon as she was able to lift her eyes from the phone and come to look me in the eye, she found me falling to the ground from laughing so hard at her. My wife immediately turned into a ferocious beast, her eyes and face turned red, and all I saw of her was the broomstick in her hand, running after me. Indeed, she got the better of me because of the amount of laughter, so I could no longer control my nerves. I was surprised by a blow to the back of my head. As soon as I regained consciousness and opened my eyes, and before I could say a single word, I found her in front of me holding a bucket full of water and detergent in one hand, and in the other hand the same broomstick that I had been hit with. I found her saying: “Come on Vodafone, you have customer service!!”
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The second story:
One of the funniest stories for girls ever.
A beautiful girl sent a message to her friend who was about to get married. She brought her a very beautiful gift and attached a letter in which she wrote…
I wanted to give you some advice before you marry the one you love, postpone the wedding date and give him the gift I bought for you (which was basically a cat), and ask him if you find that he has adapted to being with her, meaning that he has gotten used to the hair falling everywhere and her voice with or without reason and her incomprehensible meowing and digging her nails into everything for no known reason, and he has gotten used to her always looking at him and staring at his features without any justification. If he knew when this cat was hungry, thirsty or sad, meaning that he would be an expert in all her conditions, it would be easier to ask him if he cared about her, because he would know what was going on in her mind!
If he passes the test and answers all these questions, then know that he is a suitable husband for the marriage system and that he will be a wonderful and amazing addition to you. Then put your trust in God and announce your wedding date!!
As for you, my dear friend, buy a rooster. Sorry, I couldn’t find one to send with the cat. If you can adapt to the noise the rooster makes, the mess it causes, and the dirt it leaves everywhere, and most importantly, get used to its loud voice and crowing all the time, and its continued presence on the window when it hears the sound of another hen nearby, if you get used to all of that, then a blessed marriage for you both. I congratulate you. Your married life will be perfect, God willing.
If you want to have children, you should buy a monkey first, raise it, and deal with it before you get involved. I wrote the last sentence (May God enable me to do good deeds and make me the best support for you)!!
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