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Funny stories have the greatest chance of providing happy, joyful moments that are close to all hearts. The vast majority of us suffer from a lot of pressure in life throughout the day, and a lot of anxiety, tension, and a charged atmosphere.
Laughter is considered the most effective and best way to relieve stress and anxiety. There is no doubt that funny stories are often loaded with important messages and information as well.
A smile means a lot to many of us, and it is possible to find people who are beloved and close to our hearts because of their superior ability to make us smile even when we are in our darkest days.
The first story:
One day there was a manager of a very large factory. On that day, the manager decided to walk around his factory and ask about the conditions of his employees. While he was walking around, he found a young man leaning against one of the walls, standing without working.
The manager approached him and asked him very calmly: “How much is your salary?!”
The young man responded with great astonishment, saying: “Five thousand, sir! But why did you ask me this question?!”
So the manager took out his wallet from his pocket and took out five thousand from it, and gave it to the young man, saying: “I pay money here for people to work, not for them to stand idly by without working. As for this, it is your salary. Go from here and do not come back again, and beware of seeing you. You have no work for me after today, and I do not want you to do so.” No discussion!
The manager looked at all the workers around him, and said in a threatening tone to everyone: “Whoever does not work hard, diligently, and dedicatedly has no job for me. What I did to him applies to all of you. In this factory, whoever does not comply with my orders, we will terminate his employment contract directly, without justification or even discussion!”
Everyone in the factory was shocked by what he did, so his advisor approached him and said: “Sir, do you know who this young man you just fired?!”
The director said: “I don’t know.”
His advisor said to him: “He is the pizza delivery man, sir!”
The second story:
In a clothing store, a woman entered, and while the worker was arranging some items, the customer said: “Auntie… auntie… how much are these?”
The worker replied to her and was shocked by her saying: “Auntie?!” On what basis, aunt?! Am I your mother’s sister?!”
The customer replied: “No!”
She resumed, saying: “I am your grandmother’s daughter?!”
She answered in a state of astonishment: “No!”
The worker asked her: “Then why, aunt?!”
The customer said: “Out of respect for the fact that you are older than me.”
The worker said in amazement: “I am older than you?! You see, you are older than me in age. You came out of your mother’s womb and you were in love at the time. All the children were crying for food except you. We did not hear your voice. Infants drink milk, but you drank drip coffee!” The first word you said: “I want to pay my birth fees. My love, you are older than my mother, my grandmother, and all people.”
The customer barely spoke, saying: “I am still young!”
The worker said: “You are as old as thorns and pins, my love.”
The worker continued, saying: “I want you to close your mouth, as the entire store has become scorching hot due to your breathing.”
The customer responded in disapproval: “Why?!” Do you think I'm a winged dragon?!
The worker said: “I see you as nothing but a winged dragon.”
The customer was silent and did not speak another word again. Out of her extreme fear, she bought what she wanted from the store and left and did not return again!
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The third story:
It is said that one day there was a man who fell in love with a very beautiful girl, and every day he decided to reveal to her how much he loved her, but he was unable to do what he wanted, so he decided to write a letter to her, and immediately began writing two letters to her every new day during the morning. One message and another message in the evening, and he would send them in the morning and in the evening with his private driver.
The man remained in this state for two years, writing letters and sending them to the girl he loved, and finally he was able to make the decision to go to her and ask her to marry him. Indeed, he prepared himself and was at the peak of his happiness. He sat with her and asked her: “Do you love anyone?!”
The girl answered him frankly and clearly: “I fell in love with a person who brought me two letters every day.”
How happy his heart was, he felt as if his heart would burst out of its place, soaring in the sky, so he said to her: “I know that you have fallen in love with me, as I have been writing you two letters every day!”
So she slapped him on the cheek and said in a loud voice: “Are you mocking me, this one? I told you that I fell in love with a person who sends me two letters a day, not a person who writes me two letters a day.”
The girl fell in love with the driver who brought her two letters every day!!
The fourth story:
There was a young man who desperately wanted to get married, and although his father was very wealthy and expressed his son’s desire to marry every day and night, he refused to help him with his huge amounts of money out of a desire for him to become self-reliant and self-fulfilling.
One day, the son decided to force his father to marry him and the girl he loved, so he put a modern-style loudspeaker under his bed. As soon as darkness fell and the night came and all the people around his father dispersed, he started talking to his father, and he had changed his voice using technology and modern means. The father hesitates, even for a second, to believe that whoever is talking to him late at night is a genie!
The next morning, the father did not sleep an eyelid all night due to anxiety, fear, and excessive thinking. He left his bedroom and was surprised to find his son sitting eating his breakfast. He told him that he wanted to marry him. His son told him with all politeness and humility that he no longer wanted to marry, so his father took him by the hand and swore to marry him. Within a few days!
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